Compliments of jetlag, these are the things I did before 9am today, which, hitherto, I have never done before such an obscene time on a Saturday morning :

1) Woke up at 4am
2) Ate two breakfasts - yes, two. Breakfast one : Swiss Miss and an entire bar of Ghiradelli Milk Chocolate, delicately nibbled but quickly devoured. Breakfast two : Bread and margarine, Milo and Pringles.
3) Watched episodes of the O.C. and Gilmore Girls
4) Listened to my dad tell me I was going to get fat because I was eating Pringles
5) Realized I may never know where I want to go to college
6) Read the Economist

My head throbs! I wish there was a pill I could pop so all the pain would dissipate immediately.