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Having Quasi and Salman whine very publicly about the horrid state of service at Dome
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Taking mirror shots in Japanese tourist bucket hats at Coach
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Gorging on Haagen Daaz and Old Chang Kee
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Laughing at Jarrod(however you spell it) zao-genging on stage at Macbeth while in a dress
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Actually leaving Macbeth halfway to go for dinner at Sketches
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My Bellini and excellent excellent conversation at Post Bar
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Paris Hilton poses and Sal helping Malley take off her stockings
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Malley and I declaring that we'd totally date each other if we were lesbians (wink wink Malley hahaha)
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Referring to Salman as 'her' several times (Freudian slip, perhaps?)
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Sal officially wining the award for BEST HOODIE ON THE FACE OF THIS UNIVERSE.........
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And, naturally ... quotable quotes.
Sal On Jane Seymour :
"She looks EXACTLY the same. What does she do? Drink FORMALDEHYDE???"
Quasi's commentary on bags at DFS :
"They look like SHREDDED KANGAROO TESTICLES!!!"
"Ewwwww, it looks like a crocodile ... with cellulite."
Me :
"I felt really guilty about spending all that money last month. Maybe I DO have a soul!!!"
Sal :
"I went to a psychic, and the first thing she said to me was 'You are a woman.'"
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Ten thousand buckets of
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