Other people parse the horoscopes for clues about their destiny, but I don't follow the crowd. Being the rare species that I am - of the variety constantshoppingusamus - I've discovered that I look to my bank account and its upward debit trends (or, deposits by the more amiable parental unit) to figure out my future. That is to say, I take happy deposits as a sign that I should purchase a new pair of Rock and Republic or Frankie B. jeans. And a t shirt with birds all over it.