1) Wake up at 2
2) Greet friends at 2.45
3) Make sure friends come in the form of Quasi and Juliet
4) Proceed to watch Daria and fight with Juliet for saying you're like Brittney/Britney/I don't know how her name is supposed to be spelt on the show
5) Play Twister with Quasi, Twister champ of the world, whose tall and gangly limbs and fiercely competitive spirit will ensure that you will topple right over and lose to him
6) Play Hamburger with Quasi and Juliet, and win!
7) Play Hotels and get really psyched building the stupid cardboard hotels, and go through an emotional rollercoaster as you vacillate between teetering on the edge of bankruptcy and collecting high rents when people land on the steps of your tony hotel (Mine was the Le Grand!)
8) Pacify people with Merci chocolate, eat funny Chinese version of beef jerky, attempt to coerce vegetarian to eat it
9) Play more Twister and laugh continuously, become gleeful over the fact that you are sort of exercising (Fun fact : 5 minutes of hard laughing burns as much calories as 20 minutes of running. Apparently. I read this in a stupid book when I was a kid.)
10) Watch a Discovery Channel programme about the benefits of laughter and look fondly back on the afternoon, which was filled with nothing but
11) Read a zine, which you haven't done in ages, while eating dinner
12) Greet Sammo at 11 something
13) Proceed to watch Sammo try on your array of dresses and get really excited, realizing that having your own boutique really might be damn fun
14) Eat Super-rings and research ski instructors on Google
15) Eat more Super-rings and Vitamin C while reading about Lucian Freud (whose work and name you love) and math from newspapers you really like - The Times and The Washington Post!
16) Realize you haven't packed for your two week trip to the UK, and half heartedly begin
17) Have Celestial Seasonings' Sleepytime tea and dream of the dress you want to buy for a wedding dinner you have to attend
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