We all remember Nick Valensi, don't we? Of course we do. If you knew me at all when I was 15 years old, you couldn't NOT know who he was. I'm certain I would never have let you walk away from me not knowing that I was the real Mrs Valensi. Anyway. Fast forward 7 years, and he's married to their weird Keanu Reeves stalker Amanda de Cadenet, and has babies. Curly haired blond girl babies. And he looks like crap.
What happened, bb? Why so oily and greasy looking? How are you still looking coked out but not dead 8 years after I first fell in love with you? Oh well. At least you have cute babies.
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