I

ACCIDENTALLY

DROPPED

MY LAPTOP ON THE FLOOR!!!!

I am the world's biggest idiot. I was writing my final paper for theater and the screen and hard drive started spazzing out, and all I wanted to do was cry. Oh my god. I need to marry a computer genius.

Also, I kind of want to buy a PC because they run faster than Macs, but if I do that, I have to reformat my entire iPod. What. the. hell. I have a consumer conundrum.