Its sad that I have to make an effort not to be needy and retarded and cry all the time when I'm feeling shitty about something.

But its nice that I can always count on my girlfriends to lend me, the laptop killer, their computers to do my homework on,

To walk through the blistering cold to watch Casablanca (oh, be still my heart) with me,

To give me advice from their experience,

To buy me soymilk and Wet Ones and Cup Noodles,

And boys,

sometimes,

to fix computers.