Look at this, no, really, look at this.

Once I perfect that, I am totally ready for that vital, life-changing and inevitable part of college : laundry. Or, at least, folding your laundry. And, should I fail college, I can always start work at The Gap, earning the title of Master Shirt Folder, a title none of you ever thought might be ascribed to my prissy little self. The Japanese are the coolest.