Man #1 : Hey, (insert fancy man's name here), which yacht are you taking in Barcelona, your own, or your friend's?
Fancy Man : Oh, my own.
Man #1 : But isn't your friend ... the king (OF SPAIN)?
Fancy Man : Oh, Juan Carlos? Oh, his yacht is small.
Man #1 : Oh, then, how big is your yacht?
Fancy Man : Mine is ... not so small.
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