Saturday, January 12, 2008

The Unfunnest Diet Of Them All

1) Get a stomach bug
2) Wake up at 4am and barf your guts out a couple of times
3) Sleep for 19 out of the 24 hours of your day while your family goes shopping at the outlet mall
4) Eat one bowl of plain rice porridge, one bottle of vitamin water and one gummy worm all day
5) Be so weak standing up to shower is painful

BAH.

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B, 22, likes foreign countries, love (& the skinny boy), mangoes, chocolate, best friends, good movies, poetry, semi-colons and snarky websites.